Did you know I once wrestled and strangled a grizzly bear using only my thumbs in order to save some orphans? Yeah I'm great that way. Why was I only using my thumbs you ask? Well, I stumbled upon the helpless orphans while I was cleverly disguised, undercover, in a full bodycast in order to trap an evil mastermind plotting to destroy the world's cake supply. Not on my watch buddy! I haven't mentioned I'm a secret agent before? Step onto my private jet and let's discuss it further baby. Champagne?

Me baby, me!

Rough depiction of me, sans the kickass stache.

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